June 3rd, 2012 at 1:30AM

Be a guillotine or my girl instead…

Either way I said your giving me head

#bo burnham
June 1st, 2012 at 9:09PM

Hopefully someone will bring taco bell to the show Monday. Nobody ever brings taco bell to shows….

I hardly ever go to shows anymore…hmmmm *sigh*

June 1st, 2012 at 8:55PM

Took Keith Richards mudding again

It’s like a crack addiction…minus the crack and the money

June 1st, 2012 at 12:46AM
Uh oh. Here comes the what-really-happened-whether-you-like-it-or-not train. Try not to shit your pants, tumblr.

Uh oh. Here comes the what-really-happened-whether-you-like-it-or-not train. Try not to shit your pants, tumblr.

June 1st, 2012 at 12:32AM
collegehumor: Nice, Durex. Nice do they come in extra small?

collegehumor:

Nice, Durex. Nice

do they come in extra small?

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June 1st, 2012 at 12:30AM
It’s about to get a little racist up in here thanks to 4chan.

It’s about to get a little racist up in here thanks to 4chan.

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June 1st, 2012 at 12:04AM
“I love listening to static”—Tards

“I love listening to static”—Tards

June 1st, 2012 at 12:00AM
put your fucking mouth on the fucking curb.

put your fucking mouth on the fucking curb.

(via imwhiteasfuck)

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May 31st, 2012 at 11:55PM
J-doggy up in this hizzle

J-doggy up in this hizzle

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May 30th, 2012 at 8:17PM

Thank god it’s raining. My jeep was starting to smell like the Pearl River

And the pearl river smells like shit.

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